I love making things with secret pockets and special weird magic pockets. Secret pockets are good. You might be concealing ancient scrolls that could alter the course of history. Or, a tampon.
To not love them is probably a sign that something inside you has shriveled up, one of your adventure lobes perhaps. I just finished one of my most exciting skirts so far.
It's called Be Very Prepared.
It has snaps all around the waist and two magic pocket-bags that can be worn anywhere there's a snap. Pretend the "t" is in stitching, please.