I've decided to love twitter. It only feels a little bit like an arranged marriage. Finding this helped:
"David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH
Dear Twitter Friends, a mole came to visit & can't seem to get out of the cement area. We're feeding the mole almonds, oats, water & celery. "
"David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH
Does anyone have any suggestions for additional food for our mole? Thank you very much. "
So, you know, follow me and I'll follow you. Even if you don't like moles. But they do have cute noses, and apparently sometimes some things deserve a second chance.